partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

repulsed:

Hayley Warnham

woodendreams:

(by Bobshots)

geometricdream:

seriously my favorite artist god damn

i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

periderm:

Prusik Peak (by photosbysomeguy)

dvdp:

130523