partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out